I'll count to five and you'll come, I promise! I'll teach you how to jerk off too

I thought my husband was fucking me, but no, it's the room cleaner 😱

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Husband, you're hearing things, my brother doesn't fuck me, not even once

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?